Sign up for one of the island's many parasailing adventures. Fury Water Adventures has long been a gay-friendly go-to, but there are plenty of other options too: ParaWest Parasailing and Sebago Watersports , which also offers jet ski, kayaking, and sunset sailing excursions. If you want to see the Keys from above but need a little more heft between you and gravity, take a seaplane tour over the sparkling blue and island greenery.
The aptly named Key West Seaplanes can take care of your needs for about $189. But the truly adventurous, of course, will want to look into Skydiving into the Keys. Naturally, many Key West-bound travelers want to get under the sea, and again there's no shortage of guides more than qualified to help you go down.
Blu Q's is the premier gay sailing, snorkeling, and kayaking interest on the island, and Southpoint Divers or Subtropic Dive Center are great guides into the maze of awe-inspiring reefs and shipwrecks offshore. Floridays and No Worries tours also offer sailing adventures, a tranquil way to ride the high seas that often include champagne, sunsets, and unparalleled views of the island. Speaking of the island, don't be too cool for the more touristy trolley tours.
The Conch Train Tour and The Old Town Trolley can give you a general idea of the island's history as a welcoming refuge for outcasts, political exiles, and artists like Ernest Hemingway and Tennessee Williams, while the weekly Gay and Lesbian Trolley Tour takes a deeper look at the lavender-tinged pages of Key West's past. And be sure to check out the Audubon House and Garden , named after the famous naturalist who spent years drawing the Keys' wildlife, including many of the butterflies seen at the island's Butterfly and Nature Conservatory . And while there's plenty you could and should do in Key West, we'll forgive you if you want to spend some of your playtime romping on the beach something many of the island's guest houses lack.
But to be honest, most Key West beaches suffer from poor sand or location (and are better in the upper Keys). Gay travelers, however, are keen on Ft. Zachary Taylor near the Truman Annex at the island's southwest tip.
There's plentiful beaches there, but also lots of other people, too. For a sandy strip a bit off the beaten path, check out Viking Beach in Bahia Honda Park 35 miles north of town or Boca Chica Key. Or, if you're willing to pump those legs, just keep it simple by renting a bike and going for a ride.
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Frey is to be believed, legalized gay marriage will help spread expensive diseases and old-school legions because vaginas have disease-deflecting superpowers. Sure, that sounds about right. It's all in your packets!
Here's the full transcript of the ridiculousness: My name is Mike Frey. I speak as a concerned Minnesotan father and husband. And the thing about same sex marriage is that, people who are married, do have sex.
And when same-sex people are married, they do have sex, there's something called sodomy. Sodomy defined in Minnesota is sex by or with the mouth or through the anus. When there is ejaculation into a vagina, there is a barrier there, as in your packet it states there, of a cellular tissue that doesn't allow the sperm that has an enzyme at the head of it, to penetrate the blood flow.
It is designed to go to the egg that enzyme is designed to burn the outside membrane of the egg cell go inside the egg, and then deposit the DNA. We call that conception. When ejaculation occurs inside of a colon it is a highly absorbent material, the cells do not have a barrier for the sperm and those enzymes to enter into the bloodflow.
When the enzymes enter into the bloodflow and a continued, prolonged, um, environment to that happens these enzymes into bloodflow it causes what we know as AIDS acquired immune deficiency syndrome. AIDS of course brings on common diseases, colds and things, and it magnifies them to a point where it's unhealthy. Not only does it strengthen the disease within the carrier of AIDS the person that has a destroyed immune system but it also strengthens the disease that can be spread to the society at large.
There is an example in Los Angeles County, California, where among the gay community a rash almost like boils, and a very raw skin broke out on the hands, feet, butt, mouth of these gay communities and they couldn't find a cure for it for a long time. Their doctors called the Centers for Disease Control and they couldn't find this cure for it. The cure they found, a very extrenuous sic antibiotic, was Zyvox.
It cost $2,400 for one course of use. I urge you to vote against the changes inside this bill, because it's going to put a health risk for the society at large and it's going to put a financial burden on the people of Minnesota to be able to support all the diseases that will come out of this. Now doesn't that just chap your highly absorbent colon?
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After coming to terms that the wizard-to-be isn't showing off his wand on HBO's Oz , DeCaro calls Franco "literally a friend of Dorothy" and declares the Emerald City dungeon the "best name for a gay bar ever!" Watch the Flaming Screens review below.
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But which queen will be crowned the ultimate shady lady when their skills are put to the test at RuPaul s roast?
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Some online buzz suggests that "Crazy Law" may be in reference to Russia's antigay laws, but the world may never know, since most of the lyrics sound like they were just spit directly out of Google Translate: Why am I feeling this is a crazy law ? You can have many laws, even how youre born . Why am I feeling this is a crazy law ?
I'm not trying to show you something wrong.
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Sure, the "Confused Black Friend" can't wrap his brain around the situation and asks a few inappropriate questions "Can I see it?" but the refreshing twist here is that Justin's leading man character doesn't care. To him, she's still the perfect girl. As a bonus, the big kiss isn't followed by any comical gross-out reactions.
Watch the clip below.
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