Mail On Sunday: Millions Of Readers’ Brains Explode!
Also, please bear in mind as this is the Mail the story may, just possibly, have been slightly distorted... BREAKING! Queen not joining OutRage!
shock! To say the rather mundane story doesn't match the hyperbolic/hyperbollocks headline would be almost as much of an overstatement as... well, as the Mail On Sunday's silly headline.
In fine, she's signing the new Commonwealth charter which doesn't even explicitly mention LGBT people or gay rights.
See you Sunday... Continue reading
Sutekh the Destroyer?
50th Anniversary Who
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia Hmm. I wonder whether the rest of series 7 of New Who might do the same for the 50th. We know there will be a 50th anniversary special on 23 November 2013, and we have: New look Ice Warriors New look Cybermen: and an Egyptian evil....
Sutekh the Destroyer?
The Rings of Akhaten by Neil Cross Sutekh the Destroyer The Pyramids of Mars Continue reading
Charity: Chris Mears’ Bum For Sale
Oh dear.
Oh dear, oh dear... * Good for you, but I'm sure there are many gay charities, support organisations etc more in need of money than the THT... Continue reading
Ant & Dec: Together Forever
Bless... Continue reading
Daily Mail: Barbie Girl
This is what you miss if you don't read the Daily Mail!
Worst rated comment: "I feel sorry for his wife." Which I think is a joke - he is pictured with "his boyfriend, Dennis", who has one of those "please kill me" faces.
Odd how relaxed and matter-of-fact about The Gays the Mail's features and showbiz gossip often is, when so many of their columnists are still anti-gay shitebags. Continue reading
As One In The Park: As You May Well Be
Can't see this happening with this when it's headlined by X Factor contestant Rylan Clark and Union J. No sirree! Can't wait.
PS Obviously the Orange clubs have a following but it's gonna take more than that to fill a park, dears. Continue reading
Mirror: Dear Coleen
He plays songs like Chic Le Freak and Donna Summer s Hot Stuff until 4am sometimes. He s even started to wear disco crop tops and hot pants, and has danced around the house from midnight to 8am. * He s even taken days off work to indulge this new passion. He s a manager for a local NHS hospital, at senior level, but he s been suspended from work and now spends all his time buying disco records and watching YouTube.
A next-door neighbour, who is 68, told him to turn the music down but he ignored her and put Beyonce on at full blast. Now he s talking about holding a four-day disco party in our house. I told him no but he insisted it had to be done for the good of everyone!
I asked him if he was having some sort of midlife crisis but he said he was just being himself and this was a bit of fun. I m worried about him, as this behaviour is so out of character. I just don t understand him any more and wonder why he is doing this.
I could leave him but we ve only been married for two years and it seems a bit early to be throwing in the towel. Daily Mirror. Hmm...
Diplomatic as ever, Coleen Nolan doesn't say what most people must be thinking, but points out it's a bit early for a mid-life crisis, could be a reaction to stress at work, "There must be underlying reasons why he s behaving this way." * Slight four-hour discrepancy over the time he Disco dances until here suggests this person is delusional, or the letter is made-up. Continue reading
Cardinal O’Brien: Sorry
To the Catholic Church and people of Scotland, I also apologise. I will now spend the rest of my life in retirement. I will play no further part in the public life of the Catholic Church in Scotland." Cardinal Keith O'Brien fesses up in a statement.
Again, maybe we should see how fucked-up over the gay thing he was as a sign that he was another victim of our society's - and his church's - homophobia? Continue reading
Underwear Of The Month: The Briefest Boxers!
The underwear of this month is... these we've just been sent a press release about. Buy them.
Your hellish miserable existence will from now on be fanpantastic! Until next month. PS Legal notice: You won't look like the hot dude in the photo - and you won't get any trade - you'll just sit around on your own wanking in them while crying, they're not magic pants, you fugly fuck.
Image from the suicide-invoking gaylistdaily.com. Continue reading