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Mail On Sunday: Millions Of Readers’ Brains Explode!

Mail On Sunday: Millions Of Readers' Brains Explode! Bet they were conflicted on how to deal with this one. Via @suttonnick #tomorrowsfrontpages More in the morning, but brace yourself for an avalanche of tired and unfunny Queen/queens jokes.

Also, please bear in mind as this is the Mail the story may, just possibly, have been slightly distorted... BREAKING! Queen not joining OutRage!

shock! To say the rather mundane story doesn't match the hyperbolic/hyperbollocks headline would be almost as much of an overstatement as... well, as the Mail On Sunday's silly headline.

In fine, she's signing the new Commonwealth charter which doesn't even explicitly mention LGBT people or gay rights.

See you Sunday... Continue reading

Sutekh the Destroyer?

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50th Anniversary Who

The twentieth season of Doctor Who began on 3 January 1983 with the story Arc of Infinity , and ended 16 March 1983 with The King's Demons . A 20th Anniversary special, The Five Doctors , followed in November 1983. To commemorate the twentieth season, the stories in this season involve the return of previous villains.

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia Hmm. I wonder whether the rest of series 7 of New Who might do the same for the 50th. We know there will be a 50th anniversary special on 23 November 2013, and we have: New look Ice Warriors New look Cybermen: and an Egyptian evil....

Sutekh the Destroyer?

The Rings of Akhaten by Neil Cross Sutekh the Destroyer The Pyramids of Mars Continue reading

Charity: Chris Mears’ Bum For Sale

GT - the magazine formerly known as Gay Times - is selling signed copies of photos from its last Naked issue on ebay. Obviously I don't approve of this sort of thing, but it's for charity*, innit. And, you know, Chris Mears.

Oh dear.

Oh dear, oh dear... * Good for you, but I'm sure there are many gay charities, support organisations etc more in need of money than the THT... Continue reading

Ant & Dec: Together Forever

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Bless... Continue reading

Daily Mail: Barbie Girl

Daily Mail: Barbie Girl At first glance, you may think you're in a Mattel museum. But the 2,000 Barbies and 1,000 Kens lining the walls of this home show collector Stanley Colorite's 'Dream House' The 41-year-old, who calls himself the Barbie Man, started collecting nearly two decades ago and spends $30,000 a year adding to it. His seven-bedroom home in Florida has become a tribute to the popular toy, taking up four rooms - including the bathroom...

This is what you miss if you don't read the Daily Mail!

Worst rated comment: "I feel sorry for his wife." Which I think is a joke - he is pictured with "his boyfriend, Dennis", who has one of those "please kill me" faces.

Odd how relaxed and matter-of-fact about The Gays the Mail's features and showbiz gossip often is, when so many of their columnists are still anti-gay shitebags. Continue reading

As One In The Park: As You May Well Be

As One In The Park: As You May Well Be Celebrity big brother winner and X Factor contestant Rylan Clark will headline As One in the Park, what is being billed as "the first credible large-scale gay festival in London for over a decade." Rylan will join already confirmed headline acts Katy B, X Factor's Union J, Offer Nissim and Skin alongside Brit nominated Rita Ora. More artists are due to be announced soon... Well done to The Independent for adding to their risible "gay coverage" by obediently reprinting this press release - and not knowing the main reason that there hasn't been a "credible large-scale gay festival in London for over a decade" is they kept going bust.

Can't see this happening with this when it's headlined by X Factor contestant Rylan Clark and Union J. No sirree! Can't wait.

PS Obviously the Orange clubs have a following but it's gonna take more than that to fill a park, dears. Continue reading

Mirror: Dear Coleen

I m 31, my husband s 32. We ve been married for two years and a couple for four years. Over the past few weeks he s become obsessed and I mean obsessed with disco music.

He plays songs like Chic Le Freak and Donna Summer s Hot Stuff until 4am sometimes. He s even started to wear disco crop tops and hot pants, and has danced around the house from midnight to 8am. * He s even taken days off work to indulge this new passion. He s a manager for a local NHS hospital, at senior level, but he s been suspended from work and now spends all his time buying disco records and watching YouTube.

A next-door neighbour, who is 68, told him to turn the music down but he ignored her and put Beyonce on at full blast. Now he s talking about holding a four-day disco party in our house. I told him no but he insisted it had to be done for the good of everyone!

I asked him if he was having some sort of midlife crisis but he said he was just being himself and this was a bit of fun. I m worried about him, as this behaviour is so out of character. I just don t understand him any more and wonder why he is doing this.

I could leave him but we ve only been married for two years and it seems a bit early to be throwing in the towel. Daily Mirror. Hmm...

Diplomatic as ever, Coleen Nolan doesn't say what most people must be thinking, but points out it's a bit early for a mid-life crisis, could be a reaction to stress at work, "There must be underlying reasons why he s behaving this way." * Slight four-hour discrepancy over the time he Disco dances until here suggests this person is delusional, or the letter is made-up. Continue reading

Cardinal O’Brien: Sorry

Cardinal O'Brien: Sorry In recent days, certain allegations which have been made against me have become public. Initially, their anonymous and non-specific nature led me to contest them. However, I wish to take this opportunity to admit that there have been times that my sexual conduct has fallen below the standards expected of me as a priest, archbishop and cardinal. "To those who I have offended, I apologise and ask forgiveness.

To the Catholic Church and people of Scotland, I also apologise. I will now spend the rest of my life in retirement. I will play no further part in the public life of the Catholic Church in Scotland." Cardinal Keith O'Brien fesses up in a statement.

Again, maybe we should see how fucked-up over the gay thing he was as a sign that he was another victim of our society's - and his church's - homophobia? Continue reading

Underwear Of The Month: The Briefest Boxers!

Cause what's a month if you don't have some favourite new underwear to buy? What do you mean you don't have an underwear of the month? Loser!

The underwear of this month is... these we've just been sent a press release about. Buy them.

Your hellish miserable existence will from now on be fanpantastic! Until next month. PS Legal notice: You won't look like the hot dude in the photo - and you won't get any trade - you'll just sit around on your own wanking in them while crying, they're not magic pants, you fugly fuck.

Image from the suicide-invoking gaylistdaily.com. Continue reading